The Addlepated Glundersnedd Medium:gouache The Addlepated Glundersnedd Industrious and underfed, the addlepated Glundersnedd resides inside, beneath your bed and waits for dusky dark to spread. He waits until your lights are out to leave his roost and snoop about, then snuffles with his snarkly snout in search of salty sauerkraut. For pickled cabbage, steamed or stewed, or baked or boiled or barbecued is pretty much his favorite food and puts him in a merry mood. But if he snuffles all around and makes that snarkly snorting sound within the drawers and on the ground, and sauerkraut cannot be found The addlepated Glundersnedd industrious and underfed harumph-a-lumps right back to bed to snack on girls and boys instead. Of all the things that he'll ingest from north or south or east or west as you already may have guessed he fancies children second best. So if you plan to keep your head then please remember what I said: to feed the dreaded Glundersnedd keep sauerkraut beside your bed! --Kenn Nesbitt <---Previous                                                                                                             Next-->